In which Ke$ha makes good on her promise to make something like rock music, if not her promise to make it '70s music, and spends a day--a slumber party, as she tells it, because that's how she tells things--in the studio with alt-rockers the Flaming Lips. Granted, all we have is tweets signifying nothing but more tweets, and a few photos and videos mostly by frontman Wayne Coyne to prove that she was there and at least one track came of it. But photos and videos are interesting, right?
First up: Ke$ha can sing. This shouldn't be news for anyone who's listened to Ke$ha outside the radio or somebody's 1 a.m. iTunes playlist (her two most preferred locales), but in case you needed proof, here it is. She can, in fact, close a belt with a yelp!
And in case you needed gossip instead, she was caught with a can of Sprite! (As for, um, the rest of the picture, it's your call which is worse: the obvious explanation or Ke$ha's explanation--that they're crushed Tums that he's snorting for a reason we're not putting into this sentence.)
Oh, and she's got her legal paperwork covered, and she didn't forget the glitter, and man, if the fruits of this collaboration are anywhere near as plentiful as the photographic evidence, it might actually be fairly interesting.
The Randonautica app led me to a mysterious empty road. Researching it led me to conspiracy theories, quantum physics, simulation theory, manifestation techniques, and chaos magic.
The trip began with a wrong turn.
I drove confidently down the street until I realized I was going in the wrong direction, and veered down a dead-end to turn around.
Immediately, I wondered if this was symbolic, a sign from the universe that I should turn back. On a randonauting trip—at least if you adopt the open-minded and deeply superstitious mindset of many of the app's roughly 10 million and counting users—everything takes on a weird and ominous meaning, adopting a number of possibly divine implications.
The app led me down the street, out of my immediate neighborhood and up some of the windiest streets in my town in upstate New York. Treacherous even on the sunniest day of summer, the serpentine road set me on edge. Suddenly, a car veered towards me out of nowhere, forcing me to swerve.
When I arrived at the destination, all I saw was forest on both sides, two parallel ravines on the edge of the paved road. I opened up the Randonautica app as if it would give me some kind of wisdom about what I was supposed to find.
Can you distinguish the truth from the lies? No Googling!
1. Woody Harrelson's dad was a contract killer.
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