Ever notice how Ke$ha remixes follow a certain pattern? Behold:

* The remix to the remix to Ke$ha's "Sleazy": More rappers.

* The remix to "Blow": More beats. (Yeah, fine, that's like 50% of remixes, but just go with it.)

* The "remix" to "Your Love Is My Drug" seen below: More instances of Ke$ha saying the word "beard."

OK, gimmick's over: this is not technically a remix. It's just a video Ke$ha made to advertise her beard-appreciation site in which she says the word "beard" uncountably many times, sometimes to the beat and sometimes just to amuse herself. There's also a lot of, well, exactly what you see in that picture. Really, nothing we say can do justice: