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Kanye West Says Kim Not Showing Her Body Would Be Like Adele Not Singing

There's a new Kimye interview, and it is a treasure trove of ridiculousness....

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Kanye makes Kim Kardashian nude selfies Adele singing comparison, because of course he does… Kanye West, duh!

Ah, Kimye, truly the gift that keeps on giving.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West open up in a new interview with Harpers Bazaar—and the result is a treasure trove of ridiculousness.

For starters, there's Kanye's claim that Kim not taking nude selfies would be like Adele not singing:

I love her nude selfies.
Like, I love the ones from the side, the back ones, and the front.
I just love seeing her naked; I love nudity.
And I love beautiful shapes.
I feel like it's almost a Renaissance thing, a painting, a modern version of a painting.
I think it's important for Kim to have her figure.
To not show it would be like Adele not singing.



Then, there's their choice of each other's favorite body part:

Kanye: Is the face a body part? My favorite body part of Kim's: heart.

Kim: Awww, now I have to say the same.

But of my own, I like my upper stomach.

I just seem to always have abs.

When I'm not really pregnant, I have a great two-pack. [Laughs.]

And of Kanye's? I have to say his heart.

And I've always loved his legs.

Awwww…. these two!

They're ALL about the heart.

Soooooo, like, deep.

Talking of which, historical figures these two narcissistic losers identity with?

Kanye has no hesitation on this one:

Muhammad Ali, Marilyn Monroe—all day.

Next question.

OK, then.

So, what hidden talents do Kimye have?

Well, it's hard to believe these two have any hidden talents—let's face it, they put it all out there.

But, turns out, KK has a deep, hidden talent:

I can smell when someone has a cavity.

It's a very specific smell—not a bad-breath smell—but something that is really strong.

Oh, and Kanye?

I can analyze people's intentions.


That's just a warning.

To everyone.

Yes, because of COURSE he can.

Take that as a warning, everyone.

Biggest insecurities?

KK worries she's fat and KW worries about his finances.

Well, he USED to worry about his finances, until he told everyone he was broke apparently.

Then there's the misconception people have that Kanye "thinks"….

Not so!

He proudly vows:

Here's something that's contrary to popular belief:

I actually don't like thinking.

I think people think I like to think a lot.

And I don't.

I do not like to think at all.

OK, onwards and upwards! Who were these two's celeb crushes back in the day?

KK—Johnny Depp and KW—Pamela Anderson.

Hahahaha…as if.Moving right along now.....who's more vain?

Well, that's a no brainer—Kim, duh!

Well, Kim, after she googled the definition of vain:

Kanye: Yeah, I think she has vanity.

And with me, I don't give a fuck, bro; it is what it is.

I'm the best—now what?

I don't know if that's a vain statement.

I don't particularly like photos of myself, though.

Kim: Yeah, what is the definition of vain?

I want to look up exactly what the definition is. [Googles.]

Vain, definition: "having or showing an excessively high opinion of one's appearance, abilities, or worth.


Like I said, it's a veritable treasure trove of ridiculousness.

To read the full interview pick up the September issue of Harpers Bazaar, on newsstands August 16.

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