Kourtney Kardashian And Justin Bieber Hooking Up Is Downright Ick

Kourtney Kardashian Justin Bieber Hooking Up

We all know what it's like to go through a horrible break up.

Your self esteem is shot to pieces, you want to do whatever you can to look good, feel good and show that SOB you are over it.

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Everyone needs a little transitional fling to help along the process of moving on...so we totally understand Kourtney Kardashian's need to get herself an ego boost in the form of a hot younger guy. That is where our understanding ends.

Because Justin Bieber? That's just plain ick.

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He is rumored to have hooked up with both of her much younger sisters, Kendall and Kylie Jenner—ick.

He has been bragging to all and sundry that they are enjoying a steamy, casual fling—double ick.

He has been a family friend for years. His manager Scooter Braun employs Kris Jenner's boyfriend Corey Gamble, which makes it all a little incestuous to say the least—triple ick.

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It's not the age thing at all—it's just out and out creepy.

The photos that hit the internet at the weekend of her leaving his hotel minus her bra after their latest hook-up were clearly set up, and presumably designed to move Kourtney's KUWTK storyline on from the humorless-boring-mother-of-three-dealing-with-Scott's-constant-dramas role that she's played out for the last god knows how many years.

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The whole situation has PMK* written all over it. She probably kooked it up with the help of Corey (how long before he changes his name to Korey?) to even up the sisters' press inches in the light of Kim birthing a Saint and Khloe being a Saint, and who better to step up to the plate than a devoted family follower from the inner circle in the form young Justin?

There aren't many people who could stand next to Scott Disick and LD not be the douchiest person in the room, but Biebs is certainly one of them. It was a particularly nice touch of Justin's too, to post a tantalizing photo on Instagram (not of Kourtney but wanting everyone to think it was), with the caption "Lord knows". Now that's keeping it klassy.

Kourtney Kardashian Justin Bieber Hooking Up

HollywoodLife report that Disick hasn't reacted well to the news that the mother of his three kids is having sexy time with the 21 year old Biebs (mission accomplished). Their source says;

"Scott's trying to keep his cool but homeboy's ego is shot. He never in a million years though Kourt would step out on him. He thought he had that on lifetime lockdown. He's shocked and he's not handling the news well."

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Troubled Disick, 32, only got out of his latest stint in rehab in November and so his sobriety is somewhat fragile to say the least. His pals are worried that this news will be the excuse he needs to turn to the bottle to help him cope.

"People close to him are concerned. They don't want Scott to get into a dark place and go on a mid December bender. That would be bad. His buddies are telling him to hang in there and that this situation with Kourt and Justin will fade soon."

Let us sincerely hope that the situation does fade soon, as any more visions of Koustin / Jourtney together will seriously put me off my Christmas pudding.

Kourtney Kardashian Justin Bieber Hooking Up

Kourtney Kardashian Justin Bieber Hooking Up

*Pimp Momma Kris

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