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Who doesn’t love a good old surprise pregnancy story?!!
The tabloids know that only too well, which is why they’ve impregnated Jennifer Aniston 540 times (and counting).
But, now she’s pushing 50, they’re having to cast their fictitious pregnancy net a little further afield.
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So far this year, the tabs have impregnated Gwen Stefani with twins—because, hey, everyone loves a baby story, so two babies must mean they’ll love the story twice as much!
Khloe Kardashian has been impregnated with Lamar Odom's baby—presumably when she was visiting him in hospital while he was languishing in a coma.
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Then, not to be outdone by her big sister, Kylie Jenner apparently went and got herself a Tyga bun in the oven.
Yay! Kardashian baby fever!
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Olivia Wilde has been impregnated, with her second child from partner Jason Sudeikis—which came as a huge surprise to the actress, who had no idea she was expecting!
Taylor Swift was also shocked to learn that she’s nine weeks pregnant, with boyfriend Calvin Harris’ baby—but, not as shocked as Kate Middleton was over her surprise pregnancy!
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Just last week, OK magazine impregnated the Duchess of Cambridge with twins—twin girls no less!
Which is great news, as sadly, it appears she was unable to carry to term the twin boy and girl they impregnated her with last October.
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And now, this week, Kourtney Kardashian has been impregnated by the tabloids—well, by Justin Bieber, strictly speaking.
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Life & Style presents a truly fabulous invented pregnancy news story—earning them the fake story of the week award.
It kicks off with the screaming headline:
Kourtney’s Pals Say She’s… PREGNANT BY BIEBER!
Apparently, “Justin can’t wait to be a dad” and, naturally, him becoming one is Selena Gomez’s “worst nightmare.”
Oh, and Hailey Baldwin will be “devastated”…. of course.
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In case you’re doubting the validity of the story, an “insider” tells Life & Style:
Kourtney’s already admitted to friends that she and Justin have been intimate, and she hasn’t been with Scott in a long time, so the math is pretty clear. It would have to be a Bieber baby.
Oh shit, so we’re not 100% it’s a Biebs baby then?
Well, it appears Kourt’s not concerned about that little detail, as Life & Style reports she’s “thrilled” to be exacting “sweet revenge” on Scott Disick.
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All we can say is thank fuck female stars aren’t as fertile as the minds of tabloid editors, because let’s face it, the world is overpopulated enough already.
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