kourtney kardashian pregnant justin bieber Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant By Biebs Wins Best Fake Story Of The Week
Who doesn’t love a good old surprise pregnancy story?!!
But, now she’s pushing 50, they’re having to cast their fictitious pregnancy net a little further afield.
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So far this year, the tabs have impregnated Gwen Stefani with twins—because, hey, everyone loves a baby story, so two babies must mean they’ll love the story twice as much!
Yay! Kardashian baby fever!
Count down to Kimye twins begins in five, four, three.....
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Olivia Wilde has been impregnated, with her second child from partner Jason Sudeikis—which came as a huge surprise to the actress, who had no idea she was expecting!
Just last week, OK magazine impregnated the Duchess of Cambridge with twins—twin girls no less!
Which is great news, as sadly, it appears she was unable to carry to term the twin boy and girl they impregnated her with last October.
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It kicks off with the screaming headline:
Kourtney’s Pals Say She’s… PREGNANT BY BIEBER!
Apparently, “Justin can’t wait to be a dad” and, naturally, him becoming one is Selena Gomez’s “worst nightmare.”
Oh, and Hailey Baldwin will be “devastated”…. of course.
In case you’re doubting the validity of the story, an “insider” tells Life & Style:
Kourtney’s already admitted to friends that she and Justin have been intimate, and she hasn’t been with Scott in a long time, so the math is pretty clear. It would have to be a Bieber baby.
Oh shit, so we’re not 100% it’s a Biebs baby then?
Well, it appears Kourt’s not concerned about that little detail, as Life & Style reports she’s “thrilled” to be exacting “sweet revenge” on Scott Disick.
All we can say is thank fuck female stars aren’t as fertile as the minds of tabloid editors, because let’s face it, the world is overpopulated enough already.
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