Wanna hear Lady Gaga speak Spanglish in a sexy red dress? Look no further than the trailer for Mother Monster's acting debut in Machete Kills


From the looks of it, this movie—which is the highly-anticipated sequel to Robert Rodriguez' Machete—stars everyone and has everything. On top of Lady Gaga—who is billed as "Lady Gaga," by the by—this baby has Cuba Gooding Jr., Charlie Sheen, Michelle Rodriguez, Mel Gibson, Antonio Banderas, Jessica Alba, Sofia Vergara, and Sofia Vergara's boobies. Said boobies shoot bullets. What more do you need?!

This may be Gaga's official "debut," but based solely on her stellar "Telephone" performance, we're friggin' excited.

"Muy bien, indeed"...indeed.