Because you've been waiting so patiently, the latest "Haus of Ü" fashion film has arrived courtesy of Yüyi, Lady Gaga's mermaid alter ego featured in the "You and I" video. Forgive us if we're now tempted to watch Splash. After spending time in her nymph and bride personas in the first two (of six) installments, Gaga revisits the sea creature, who also happens to be a chain smoker in need of a personal escort to and from her trailer, while flaunting visible gills across her face, neck and back. Like so many of her artistic creations and controversial public acts, there's a narrative somewhere in here. While we figure it out, let the mermaid Halloween costume shopping begin!