For those of you readers who celebrate Christmas, you do know it's only three days away, right? You've finished your Christmas shopping, haven't you? (Uh, no comment from me.) Well, it's not entirely iffy-even globally massive pop stars put off their Christmas shopping--in this case, workshopping?--until the week of. People like Lady Gaga, who just now figured out what she's going to get all her Little Monsters (to be fair, that's a lot of people to shop for) on December 25.

Fortunately, she's done now. It helps if you've got a hard drive full of music that millions of people would very much like to receive. So receive they shall! Writes Gaga:

"Been racking my brain on what to get Little Monsters for Christmas!! I finally figured it out!! On Christmas Day I will leak to you an unreleased Song off Born This Way! It was recorded live, in one take, on the tour bus. Uncensored."

Excellent! While those new vintage finds she talked about right before that would also make fine gifts, a new song will suffice. And we're honestly rather curious to see what was supposedly censored out of Born This Way. Just a few more days.