With it's been scientifically proven ability to produce tears and uncontrollable amounts of snot, Adele's "Someone Like You" has more than capitalized on the heartbreak many of us have felt at one time or another. But when it comes to dealing with rejection, why settle for being wistful in Paris when you can humiliate someone on the Internet? Another spoof that could have had its moment months ago, "Pictures of Your Dick" represents what Adele really wanted to do to that proper geezer of hers: reveal her one-time partner's physical inadequacy as well as penchant for fake accents. While 21 was built on raw emotional responses to heartache, it's likely her handlers strongly reminded her that the Recording Academy doesn't take well to such graphic imagery. But anything goes for those of us who aren't jonesing for a Grammy Award! See, boys? Two can play at this game.


The Orchard Celebrates the Release of Mojo Nixon's Latest Album.

Health & Beauty Close-Up November 1, 2009 In support and celebration of the release of Mojo Nixon's latest album "Whiskey Rebellion," The Orchard, a full service media company specializing in the distribution of music and video entertainment, on October 6 announced that Mojo's entire catalog would be available to download at no cost, exclusively from Amazon MP3. amazon promotional code

Since this announcement, The Orchard reported that the promotion has led to more than one million downloads of Mojo's music. The downloads were available at amazon.com/mojo until October 28th.

"The successful execution of this promotion has generated tremendous awareness for Mojo," said Brad Navin, EVP and General Manager of The Orchard. "This is a showcase of how The Orchard, as a nimble and forward-thinking company, has the ability to orchestrate trendsetting promotions for our clients. The success of this promotion will be measured by its long-term benefits, not the short-term risks, and our expectation is that it will generate sales momentum." Mojo Nixon's current catalog includes 11 albums and 144 tracks. The downloads for this music during the two weeks of the Amazon promotional period amounted to a 23,000 percent increase from paid downloads across all digital retail networks in the United States during the first half of 2009. this web site amazon promotional code

Mojo Nixon is currently a full-time on-air personality on Sirius XM Satellite radio hosting a daily music show on the Outlaw Country channel, a weekly political talk show on the Raw Dog Comedy Channel and a weekly racing show on the NASCAR channel.

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