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The good news was that Madge managed to only be 20 minutes late for her most recent Brisbane concert—a vast improvement on the two-and-a-half hours tardiness of last week.
The bad news was she was indecently assaulted by the 57-year-old, on stage, in front of thousands of strangers—you can watch video right here on Popdust.
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It all went down after Madge pulled the woman up on stage from the crowd, and then thought it would be just HILARIOUS to pull the woman's top down and expose her breasts.
Oh, how we laughed! That Madge, she’s such a card!
“She’s the kind of girl you just want to slap… on the ass,” Madonna slurred into the mic. “And pull…” as she yanked the woman’s top down.
“Oh shit!” Madge exclaimed. “Oh I’m sorry, sexual harassment.”
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“You can do the same to me. Good luck. Wanna make my hole big again?” She continued, gesturing to her crotch.
Oh, just give it a rest with the “outrageous” hijinks grandma, it’s starting to wear really thin.
It’s also starting to become criminal.
There's a law in Australia making it a crime to commit "indecent assault" -- touching someone indecently without their consent.
But, this is freakin’ Madonna folks! Madge is above the law dontcha know?!!
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Being under the spotlight is becoming a regular thing for Madonna as she performs her Rebel Heart tour down under.
As Popdust previously reported, she showed up 4 hours late for a show in Melbourne, dressed as a clown, adding to speculation that she is losing her mind over the protracted custody battle for her teenage son Rocco.
When she did finally take to the stage, she did so in full clown costume, riding a tricycle.
In addition to the outrageous lack of respect for fans when it comes to her timekeeping, she’s also been accused of performing drunk or high.
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There’s no doubting that Madge has been stumbling around and appearing more than a little wobbly on her feet—and she definitely sounds like she’s slurring her speech.
But, her peeps insist it’s all part of the act, and Madge has branded her detractors as “sexist.”
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