And the confession of the week goes to “offmychest” who spilled his guts to Reddit this week, describing the most epic turn of street justice since Charles Bronson, circa Death Wish 4, when he laid out those street punks.
You know when you’re standing online waiting for a Whopper and the little brat behind you is being such as asshole you just wanna drop kick him? But you can’t, can you? Even though he’s screaming "I want fucking pie!" You can’t act on your urges because there are all these lame laws in place. You just have to stand there and take it.
Well one man refused to stand down in the face of said pie-hungry mini-tyrant and instead bought every single pie in stock so the brat’s demands would go unanswered. That’s right. 23 Burger King apple pies.
It turns out it was so slow because they had 1 trainee on cash during the lunch hour rush. All I can think of is how the people behind me ruined my splurge and gave me this headache. I then decide to ruin their day. I order every pie they have left in addition to my burgers. Turned out to be 23 pies in total, I take my order and walk towards the exit. Moments later I hear the woman yelling, what do you mean you don't have any pies left, who bought them all? I turn around and see the cashier pointing me out with the woman shooting me a death glare. I stand there and pull out a pie and slowly start eating eat as I stare back at her. She starts running towards me but can't get to me because of other lineups in the food court. I turn and slowly walk away.
My hat is off to "offmychest," who courted Diabetes for a most noble cause.