Masturbation: It causes blindness, hairy palms, and car accidents.
One libidinous lady learned this lesson the hard way as she teetered on the edge of climax, Rampant Rabbit between her legs, and seafood truck dangerously close on the horizon.
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She rolled her head back in bliss, and soon her Mini Cooper was wheels deep in tuna. And not in a good way.
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The seafood truck driver was worried he might be fired for the crash; as it was his first day on the job.
“Shhhhhhh…..," his bosses comforted him. "Did you see the video?"
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When you're hauling halibut, you gotta have eyes and ears every where. That's why the seafood truck was equipped with a rear camera, which happened to catch the solo sex session. Per The Bristol Post
The woman, who was said to be in her 30s, was spotted on video holding a Rampant Rabbit-like sex toy and buttoning up her trousers after hitting the back of a stationary fish van.
She had been stuck in static traffic in the Gloucestershire town when her vehicle lurched forward in to the back of the M & J Seafood van in front.
A source was reported as saying: “A driver was called into the office and feared he was getting the sack. He'd been on his first shift after looking for work for ages.
The bosses told him it wasn't his fault and then said 'Have you seen this?'. They all had a good laugh. Apparently the lady was pretty fit.
The business, which refused to ID the driver or release the video, added: “The matter is in the hands of our insurers."
Fortunately, no one was hurt during the collision, but unfortunately, the only ones who came were the cops.
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