Megan Fox And Brian Austin Green Saddle Another Celebrity Baby With A Stupid Name

Seriously?!

E!Online got the scoop that Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have welcomed a third son into their family—but have given the poor kid a dumb celebrity baby name....

Journey River Green

Huh?

Is Journey even a name?

Well, little Journey (!) will the the youngest in the family and has his brothers Noah Shannon, 3½ and Bodhi Ransom, 2 to look up to and reassure him that his name isn't ridiculously pretentious, as well as 14 year old Kassius from Green's previous relationship.

Fox 30, and Green, 43 announced their separation and impending divorce in August 2015, so it came as a bit of a surprise when it was revealed that they were expecting a baby in April this year. It appears that their split has been called off , but there's been no official announcement of a reconciliation. People's sources however are adamant that they are very much together;

"Brian and Megan are living together in Malibu with their boys. They have been getting along and seem very happy."

They've certainly seemed very comfortable together since their split, having been photographed holding hands on a Hawaii vacay, family outings and date nights. Good for them, if they can find a way to keep their family together it can only be a good thing.

Back to baby Journey....upon further investigation it actually is a name and means....wait for it...."a journey"!

Seriously, these celebrities are just so incredibly selfish when it comes to naming their kids. A unique name can be beautiful and unusual, but doesn't have to make a child shrink in embarrassment every time it's said out loud. Plus of course, there is always a (very slim) possibility that the child of a celebrity may actually want to lead a low key, regular life and won't forever want to be reminded of the phase their parents went through when they thought it was 'whacky' to give them a bizarre name.

Let Zowie Bowie / David Jones be a lesson to them all.