How is it possible that a photo of shirtless Ashton Kutcher and lingerie'd Miley Cyrus in bed together isn't erupting into scandal? Because it's for television, natch. Miley makes her valiant returns to TV next month for a guest spot on Two and a Half Men  playing the daughter of Kutcher's character's friend. We're guessing that made good ole Ashton feel, well, good and ole.