I mean...this can't be the first time this has happened.

A Miley Cyrus show wouldn't be a Miley Cyrus show without a fair amount of kitschy debauchery, but her newest prop deserves a dishonorable mention. Behold the "Wrecking Ball" singer—mouth ajar, natch—with a giant inflatable penis at London's G-A-Y Nightclub.

We want audio of the PA placing the order for a blow-up schlong.