While her peers were fighting for camera time and escaping the tight grip of fans at various Jingle Ball shows, Miley Cyrus revisited her more adult dance moves at the Christmas Creampies event in Hollywood on Saturday night. Hosted by Israeli artist DJ Borgore, whom Miley collaborated with on "Decisions" in November, the holiday party looked anything but traditional with the inclusion of strippers and pole dancing. But after seeing how the 19-year-old likes to celebrate birthdays, this shouldn't come as a surprise. New traditions are born ever year, and who says ugly Christmas sweaters must be a thing? Realistically, it's too hot for that in Cali.

Oh, Destiny Hope. I don't even know what to do with you anymore except politely ask for an invitation to the denim-only backyard barbecue that will inevitably be your wedding.