When Miley Cyrus’ blowfish Pablow died, Miley was sad…. really really sad.
Miley was so sad in fact that she wrote a beautiful tribute song to Pablow, and it’s really kinda awesome.
The 22-year-old performed her ode to Pablow as part of her Happy Hippy Foundation’s Backyard Sessions—dressed in a unicorn onesie, as you do, and posted the resulting video on Facebook—you can watch it here on Popdust.
“Some of you may remember a few months ago my dear blow fish Pablow past [sic] away,” she shared. “I wrote this song for him…He made me so happy and I miss him everyday…. But now he is with Floyd and Melanie’s sweet Sadie.”
The song is raw and stripped down, and, despite the fake tears at the end, it’s really pretty earnest.
Hey! Pet fish deserve Miley’s love too peeps—in fact, as Cyrus points out in the lyrics, if you knew Pablow like she knew Pablow, you would have loved him too:
How can I love someone I’ve never touched
You lived under the water but I love you so much
You’ve never been on land and you’ve never seen the sky
You don’t know what a cloud is why did everything I loved have to die?
They all wanted to see you be as big as you could be
But I couldn’t let that be
Thought keeping you small meant keeping you safe
If I could do it again I’d release you to sea
Cause I can’t bear to see something so wild just die in a tank
And Pablow the Blowfish I miss you so much
And Pablow the Blowfish I miss you so bad
On Saturday night we all went out to eat
But I can never decide so someone chose sushi
I got soup and I ordered rice
But watching my friends eat my friend ruined my appetite
Oh Pablow the Blowfish if they only knew you like I do they’d love you too
And Pablow the Blowfish I miss you so bad
I won’t forget even one second we had
Cause you might be gone but you could never be dead
I heard of a seahorse named Sadie
I heard that she was quite the lady
Maybe you’ll find her and you could make babies
That would be kind of crazy
If Pablow the Blowfish found love deep in the sea
Then that would mean
Pablow the Blowfish was better off than here with me
Pablow the Blowfish I miss you so bad
Bless!
RIP sweet Pablow!
Some of you may remember a few months ago my dear blow fish Pablow past away. I wrote this song for him...He made me so happy and I miss him everyday.... But now he is with Floyd and Melanie's sweet Sadie
Posted by Miley Cyrus on Monday, May 18, 2015
Miley isn't shy about sharing naked pics on Instagram.
And if she is wearing clothes in her racy snaps, well, she might as well be naked.
By now I'd recognize that crotch from a five mile distance....
Even cowgirls get their tatas out
One (topless) woman and her horse...
Not sure why she decided to censor this snap, but whatevs...
This dude, Terry Richardson, who many people believe is the like the worst pervert in the entire universe, took a bunch of gross photos of Miley.
Miley clearly doesn't need to be on the cover of Playboy.
God bless Miley... and all who sail in her...
Looks like somebody is DYING for a pee...
Just hanging around on a wrecking ball...nekkid...
Swingin' around.....swingin'... swingin'...
Miley at her most modest...
Miley likes to use her naked body to make public service announcements
This is about as classy of an outfit I have ever seen her in.
She may not have Kate Upton sized boobs, but she loves showing them off!
Kinda clothed...well... totally clothed by Miley standards...
Miley does her very best Blue Steel...
Somebody call PETA STAT... this poor poor monkey needs rescuing...
Miley obviously knows that cleanliness is next to Godliness...
Here's Miley heading off to church...
Just another classy outfit
Miley's bangerz tour promo pic is basically one step away from a Swank cover
Miley's come hither look....
Miley's getting ready for her aerobics class...
Miley displaying her best angle once again...
Miley does Marilyn Monroe
I'm too sexy for my love... too sexy for...
Miley naked in black and white
Miley shows off her British teeth
Miley's naked cowgirl yoga pose..
Miley pays homage to Nicki Minaj
Miley's Halloween look was truly scary....
Nothing says Holiday cheer like Miley's tits and tongue..
Flasher Miley strikes again...
Poor Miley looks in physical pain.. "get these clothes off me!!"
Must be the only time Miley actually wore a top and look what happened!
Rolling Stone..tits and tongue out....
Anyone over the age of 21 should NOT attempt photos from this angle...
Miley gives herself a breast examination...
Nothing says classy like fishnet and pasties....
same tits..different photoshot....
Miley gets sultry....and pensive....
Miley's cup over-floweth....
Miley being all self reflective and shizz...
Miley's version of the classic pin-up shot...
Those look like THE most comfortable shorts in the world... NOT...
And naked on the cover of W.
She's such a shy and retiring girl that Miley
A refreshingly tit-less topless shot for once...
Well... if you've got it flaunt it I guess..
Naked Miley with hot dude...YAWN...
You know Miley... they make bikini tops for that hon....
Remember the "outrage" over THIS Annie Leibovitz Vogue cover back in the day?!! Little did we know..
Yep... that's exactly how we feel too Miley after seeing yet another of your naked photos...
