Oh, Miley girl, way to snatch those wigs.

The former Disney princess says Queen Bey's time is up. “Beyonce has been a big inspiration to me but she’s been out for such a long time. She’s so talented and I think she’s at the top of the game now but people are always looking for new blood and that’s what I bring to the game now, new blood,” she tells Love magazine.

She adds, clearly tooting her own foam finger, “I got the total package you know, the curves, the rhythm, and the voice. I’m just the best.”

But the pop-twerking diva doesn't stop there. She takes it one provocative step further, “As Beyoncé grows in motherhood and all the crap it does to your body, it will create a vacuum for fresh young faces to rise up and no one else can properly fill that void right now. I’m the only white female singer that could fill that slot right now and do it right, you know?”

I mean, Bey's no. 1 self-titled smash album (which has sold well over one million digital copies worldwide) doesn't really count, right? Right?!

To celebrate Miley's wild 2013, she appeared on Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve, alongside Ryan Seacrest. Even though she's recently been linked to Kellan Lutz, it wasn't the Twilight star who Miley locked lips with. It was Mr. Seacrest. Honestly, why would her year culminate in any other way? Steal those headlines, you rockstar, you.

Or, maybe we've all been punked by the internet: