In keeping with what's somehow our mission--letting you know exactly which personal belongings Gaga is getting rid of, where and why--and with what's also somehow our mission, letting you know how costly they are, but not in keeping with the mission of cheap urinal jokes: Lady Gaga is auctioning two more things off starting Dec. 1.
First up: this black dress from Madame Figaro magazine. You too can evoke the geometric rigidity of the cone bra on parts of your body where a bra wouldn't go, thanks to Julien's Auctions! If you're prepared for it going for more than $10,000. Next, the gun Gaga shot in the "Born This Way" video, which is comparatively inexpensive, expected to go for more than $6,000. We are sure this is pocket change for you--it clearly is for us--and you might as well go around telling everyone you've bought them now, for maximum bragging time.
Also available are items from Bono, Mick Jagger Cyndi Lauper, Kurt Cobain and John Lennon (a sketch of him and Yoko Ono, for the record. They, too, will put you back several thousands.