new york cop throws semen crush
A New York cop had a very unusual way of expressing his affection for one lucky lady.
"He was apparently so enamored by her that he threw semen on her."
And he previously told that her he “liked” her. Then, he set out to prove just how much.
Sgt. Michael Iscenko was the Casanova behind said premature valentine.
It was January, and they were at the NYPD headquarters, the perfect backdrop for such a romantic scene. "She suddenly felt something on her leg, looked down, and said to him, 'What are you doing?'"
The unnamed civilian administrative aide had allegedly been sprayed with semen by a veteran NYPD sergeant.
Gone are the days when "enamored" police officers simply texted photos of their penises, quipped a police source to the Daily News.
The 54-year-old was suspended in June pending the outcome of an investigation into the incident, which allegedly occurred as the aide returned to her desk from a visit to the rest room.
The semen reportedly shot across the room and found a home on the aide’s leg and shoe. Just how it made the leap is still unclear. Was it directly from Iscenko’s yogurt gun, like in Silence of the Lambs or was it a more inadvertent transferal, ala There’s Something About Mary?
The sad thing is that we may never know. And all these liquid babies were left to dry up on the victim’s sensible Payless pumps.
The aide reported the assault immediately, and tests confirmed that she had in fact been hit with man chowder. But it wasn't until July 7 that the Manhattan DA's office obtained a warrant to get a DNA sample from Iscenko.
There is security camera video of the incident, which reportedly shows Iscenko, in uniform, squatting behind the object of his affections and then throwing something at her and walking away.
Couldn’t he have just gone to Jared?