All hail the second coming!
And what date would they choose for the arrival of Baby Yeezus? What could be more appropriate than the birthday of Baby Jesus?
Kimye's close 'sources' have told TMZ that by calculating the day of conception (yuk, once you imagine it you can't get it out of your mind), it has been deemed that the best day for the new Boy Wonder to be born is Christmas Day.
The doctors are planning a natural birth for North West's baby brother (when we say natural we refer to the method of delivery, not Kimmy's ass or face), and due to Kim's gynecological condition they may deliver via a c-section if the baby doesn't answer the calling to grace the world with it's presence on it's own accord.
Kimye have apparently already booked a Deluxe Maternity Suite at Cedars-Sinai in LA—we think that's short changing Baby West considerably. Only a suite? What about the whole floor? A suite wasn't good enough for baby Blue Ivy so why should it be good enough for Baby K?
Popdust for one cannot wait for the birth—poor Kim needs to be put out of her misery as soon as possible and spared having to squeeze herself into any more skin tight flesh colored Kanye approved 'fashion'.
And the baby? Jubilation and joy to you oh golden one—may your birth be filled with love, light and joy and may wise men visit from afar to bestow their wisdom on you.
Seriously. You're going to need all the luck in the world growing up in that family.