Driver Dies Masturbating Watching Porn
Proving the old adage that men just can't multi-task, police have revealed that a man who died in a car crash in Michigan on Sunday had no pants on and was watching porn on his phone as well as masturbating whilst driving.
58 year old Clifford Ray Jones from Detroit was driving his 1996 Toyota on a freeway when presumably he was a bit bored of the journey and so decided to have a little tug on his trouser snake to pass the time.
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He pulled up some porn on his phone and unsurprisingly became distracted whilst watching the film and attending to his johnson (presumably his car wasn't fitted with hands free). At some point he lost control of his vehicle and turned it over. As well as being in the middle of a snake charming session, he also wasn't wearing a seat belt, so unfortunately was partially ejected through the open sun roof (not the type of shooting he was aiming for).
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He died at the scene and when the cops arrived, imagine their surprise when they discovered he had managed to get his pants off!
The moral of this story is...don't jerk and drive folks. Mr Jones came and went in the same second, but hey, at least he had a happy ending.
Driver Dies Masturbating Watching Porn
Driver Dies Masturbating Watching Porn
