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Poor Phuc Dat Bich.
All he wanted to do was make some friends on the internet.
But that damn Mark Zuckerberg and his flunkies over at Facebook booted him off, over and over again, based on the belief that his name was a hoax, concocted, perhaps by a scorned lover or maybe someone who received the wrong order at Starbucks.
The Australian man’s sob story went viral after his passport photo—bearing his name, Phuc Dat Bich—made the rounds on the internet and exonerated him of any wrong doing, esp around or pertaining to fucking that bitch.
Now, Bich is thanking his supporters for recognizing that names are not always as they seem.
Here’s what Bich wrote in a post in early January, accompanied by a picture of his passport photo:
I find it highly irritating the fact that nobody seems to believe me when I say that my full legal name is how you see it. I’ve been accused of using a false and misleading name of which I find very offensive. Is it because I’m Asian? Is it?
Having my fb shut down multiple times and forced to change my name to my “real” name, so just to put it out there. My name.
Phuc Dat Bich
Turns out, Phuc Dat Bich is the man with the Midas cybernetic touch, as that post too, went viral. It has now been shared over 200,000 times.
And, sure enough, eventually,
the internet devil Facebook came correct—allowing Dat Bich to reinstate his profile, and delivering over 44,000 new followers overnight
Meanwhile, I'm still incapable of getting more than 905 followers on Instagram, and I'm way hotter than Dat Bich.
In a post written recently, Bich hinted that he may appreciate the genius that is his moniker:
I’d like to mention that I am very grateful to those who have been supportive of certain names that populate in different cultures. [...] I am glad and honored to be able to make people happy by simply making them laugh at something that appears outrageous and ridiculous.
Much tragic events have happened all over the world, out of it all only happiness can mend. As an individual I hope I have played a part in brightening your days!
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