It’s Friday and you’re exhausted. You’re watching the clock. You need a lift.
Voila! Your Houseboy awaits you.
He’s here to soothe you, to comfort you, to fix you a drink. If you don’t drink, he will run you a warm bath.
Forget about work and those stupid TPS reports!
Your Houseboy doesn’t care about that shit at the office and neither should you. It’s You Time.
A new study finds that up to 17% of women are addicted to online porn.
That’s because they don’t have a Houseboy, but you do.
Enjoy him. He’s yours all week, until next Friday, when your new Weekend Houseboy™ arrives.