Welcome to the wonderful world of Douches.
A Douche is a dime a dozen these days, especially if you live in Williamsburg New York, apparently.
But a seasoned Douche Aficionado™ will be fussy about giving full Douche points to just any hipster with a dumb piercing and tattoo.
Here is what I call a top-shelf Douche.
Let's appreciate all his effort:
The nose-ring, the ear-plug, the short in the back, long in front hairdo, the sullen expression, the neck tattoo, the clavicle tattoo, the gratuitous jewelry.
I like to think he's wearing droopy jeans with his boxers showing. The only thing that keeps him from being a full ten-pointer Douche is his lack of facial hair, a baffling omission, I must say.
Did you enjoy our first Douche of the Day™?
Check back on Popdust tomorrow for another great specimen!
In the meantime speak up wanna-be-Douche Aficionados™—vote below to have your voice heard.
Monday's Pick—Total Douche Or Just A Dude?