Presidential Contender Huckabee Says Jay Z Is Beyonce's Pimp

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Republican Presidential contender Mike Huckabee calls Jay Z Beyonce's pimp in a passage from his new book God, Guns, Grits, and Gravy.

Jay Z is a very shrewd businessman, but I wonder: Does it occur to him that he is arguably crossing the line from husband to pimp by exploiting his wife as a sex object?

Huckabee goes on to express his disgust with Beyonce's Grammy performance of Drunk in Love, calling it 'foreplay'.

I think it's safe to say that Mr. Huckabee is no fan of foreplay, not to mention pop music, and he wants to make it clear that Jay and Bey are an affront to his 'Christian Values.'

He even drags the First Family into his sermon, wondering how Obama could allow his daughters to listen to this 'trash.'

On the one hand, what can you expect from a small minded right-wing racist like Huckabee?

On the other hand, why can he not detect the poetry of Drunk in Love? Has he no soul at all?

I've been drinking, I've been drinking

I get filthy when that liquor get into me

I've been thinking, I've been thinking

Why can't I keep my fingers off it, baby? I want you, na-na

Why can't I keep my fingers off you, baby? I want you, na-na


Know I sling Clint Eastwood, hope you can handle this curve, uh

Foreplay in a foyer, fucked up my Warhol

Slid the panties right to the side

Ain't got the time to take drawers off

On sight, catch a charge I might

Beat the box up like Mike in '97 I bite

I'm Ike Turner, turn up, baby, no, I don't play

"Now eat the cake, Anna Mae," said, "Eat the cake, Anna Mae!"

I'm nice, for y'all to reach these heights

You gon' need G3, 4, 5, 6 flights

Sleep tight, we sex again in the morning

Your breasteses is my breakfast, we going in, we be all night

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