Yolanda received a frightening call from her husband, David Foster, informing her that her daughter had been arrested for a DUI. Naturally, she was heartbroken and disappointed by her daughter’s choice to get behind a wheel after drinking. She revealed that she lost her father in a car accident when she was 7-years-old, which made this incident hit home even harder.
Back in the good ol’ 90210, newbie Eileen Davidson gave us a glimpse into her home life. She told us about her blended family life, as well as her three marriages. The first two didn’t even count in her eyes. They were a warm up, if you will. She ran lines with Annamarie, who she feels is the daughter she never had. This random chick/fake daughter held her Emmy as they read through the script and practiced their soap opera stares. Who ever said people in Hollywood were normal, right? Someone’s gotta rape a priest and make out with middle aged men in showers in order to bring home the bacon.
Talking of normal, Lisa Vanderpump was getting ready to receive her star on a walk of something in Palm Springs. While packing, she yelled at her housekeeper for washing Giggy (the dog) instead of washing his (the dog’s) suit……..
Yolanda brought lunch to David while he was at work. She prefaced a conversation about how great of a dad/husband he is by telling the world how strange jetlag is. Jokes aside, she thanked him for always being there for her and her children. Between David and their real father Mohammed, she believes that her children have a fantastic paternal foundation.
David acknowledged Bella’s DUI. Like anyone with two functioning brain cells, he admitted to how terrible Bella’s choice was, but said he talked to Dr. Phil about it. Classic. He believes there is a connection with being a middle child. Are you confused? Cause I sure as hell am.
Meanwhile, Brandi Glanville is on the “I’m a strong independent woman who don’t need no man” kick and last night was no exception. In addition to various business deals, she has a podcast where she basically talks about who she’s banging for an hour. However, Brandi told viewers that she’s cleaning up her mouth to be more family friendly in order to get more advertisers. Anything to make that money, honey. Her first attempt at becoming a class act? Inviting Vivica A. Fox on the show the talk about her new stripper movie.
Lisa and Ken arrived in Palm Springs. She was greeted at the door with a glass of vodka on the rocks. Aggressive. I like it. Lisa Rinna came the next day. Vanderpump only invited her because she didn’t want any of the other girls to ruin her event. Wait? This group of women starts drama? I would have never guessed! Lisa hosted a dinner with a bunch of gay men and Lisa. Vanderpump’s 22 year old son was supposed to come, but backed out last minute because she told him not to bring his 36-year-old girlfriend.
Kyles’ extravagant European getaway finally came to an end. Kim Richards’ daughter, Brooke, was getting married and the entire Richards/Hilton/Umansky clan would be in attendance. On their way home, Kyle was concerned about being tired for the wedding, while Mauricio was worried he won’t be able to play golf in the morning. While getting ready, Kyle said she was so tired because they’re on Spain time. It’s like three AM for them. Ugh, #RichPeopleProbz. Also, her daughter, Alexia, complimented the diamond necklace Kyle was wearing and asked if she could have it when she dies. I admire the hustle, girl.
Lisa finally received her star at her Palm Springs event, which appropriately was held on a pink carpet. Lance Bass presented the award. Lisa seemed genuinely thankful for having her star next to Sonny Bono. Vanderpump was surrounded by a swarm of gay men and drag queens—exactly how every award should be received.
It was finally wedding time! Kim reminisced on her deceased mother and father that she wished were able to see her daughter get married. The wedding was held at Kathy Hilton’s estate. Being that she has had so many false alarms for getting to plan a wedding because Paris has been engaged 87 times, she was happy to host the shindig.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills airs Tuesday on Bravo