Real Housewives of Beverly Hill’s finest were back for round two in last night’s second installment of the three-part reunion.
The evening kicked of with a very dishonest conversation about plastic surgery. A blind person could tell you the faces of these women are nipped and tucked beyond words, yet they continue to remain coy about the work they’ve done. Brandi Glanville, whose face hasn’t moved in two weeks, admitted to overdoing it on the filler. However, they all denied any actual surgery. Yeah, okay.
Andy Cohen took a stab at Carlton Gebbia’ s practice of witchcraft. She made it known that she needs to explain her choice of faith to no one. Am I the only person who finds this woman terrifying? Anywho, the British spitfire quickly turned the spotlight on Ms. Kyle Richards. Carlton has made it extremely clear all season that she would rather light herself on fire than be around Kyle, and last night was no exception.
Kyle believes that Carlton had an agenda and made a point to hate her before she even met her. The two brunettes immediately started going at it over Carlton’s faith before Brandi jumped in to defend Kyle. Side note: where the hell did THAT sudden friendship spring from?!
Yolanda Foster stood up for Carlton as soon as the infamous anti-Semitic comment was brought up. The ladies bickered and basically agreed that they are never going to like each other. Lets be real, what else is new in Housewives land?
Then, for roughly the 987th time this season, we had to discuss their children going off to college. For the love of God, they are away at school. Stop crying. Stop whining.
The best part of it all is Joyce Giraud’s sympathy tears. I guess she’s preparing herself to have her own painting party in the lemon garden for her kid when he leaves for college in 15 years. Kyle also cried thinking about her daughter leaving for college. I’m sorry ladies, if I was one of your children, I’d be in school across the country faster than you can say….you...are...all....lunatics…..
Kim Richards and Lisa Vanderpump yet again discuss Lisa’s absence from Kim’s daughter’s graduation party. This argument continues to be ridiculous because Lisa not only let Kim know she could not attend, but also sent her a gift. It’s stupid and at this point these women would argue about friggin’ breakfast cereals. They just want to fight. They’ve all been beating a dead horse that has been dead now for an entire season.
Kim expressed her thoughts about Lisa’s husband Ken Todd and how he is aggressive and mean. Sure, he probably shouldn’t have made some of the comments he did, but he was defending his wife, and that’s that. Moving on!
It has been no shocker that Brandi has been nothing short of a hot mess this season. She revealed she went through a stage of depression, which caused her to need medication.
Brandi was not shy about her drinking lately, which stirred talk that she has an alcohol problem. Joyce tried to say Brandi needs to go to rehab. Also, Joyce dropped the bomb that Brandi calls the paparazzi to photograph her. Whether this is true or not—Joyce, please pipe down.
Another memorable night with Beverly Hill’s craziest ladies.
Tune in next week for the final installment of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion!