The stupid internet tried to kill 67-year-old Mick Jagger this morning, as RIP Mick Jagger became a trending topic. If you watched the Grammys on Sunday and saw Mick juking about with more sexual energy than anyone that night save Rihanna, no way you would have fallen for the latest Twitter death hoax. Mick's likely in bed with some 24-year-old Brazilian supermodel as you read this, laughing and impregnating. Anyway, Mick wouldn't give Keith the satisfaction of dying first, and Keith is obviously going to outlive us all.