First of all: Rob Kardashian and Rita Ora were dating? (Yes.) OK, now that that's settled, onto the breakup, which happened probably sometime over the weekend and now has spilled out into that most public of spheres: The Twitterverse. Rob took to the Bluebird earlier today to decry Rita, in a series of since-deleted tweets, for her unfaithful ways whilst the two were as one. How unfaithful are we talking? Well, according to the stats quoted by Rob, Diane Lane ain't got shit on Rita:

Such was the social media drama that Khloe Kardashian had to step in to get the cooler heads prevailing:

No response yet from Rita Ora on how she feels about being portrayed as a serial philanderer, or from Snoop Dogg on how he feels about having one of his most famous lyrics being co-opted to describe the post-relationship fallout between a second-tier reality TV icon and a second-tier pop star. Knicks guard J.R. Smith did weigh in on the matter though, sorta: