Despite embodying the perfect qualities needed for a big screen aggressive breakdancing star, Chris Brown is looking to expand his acting roles from just hollow holiday characters and dance-related cult favorites to that of a leading man. And in every path to Oscar gold comes the requisite ensemble romantic comedy based on a slightly controversial and nauseating self-help book. The first trailer from Anderson Cooper's favorite upcoming film Think Like A Man, based on Steve Harvey's Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man, shows Breezy as a disappearing boyfriend (or conquest), bold enough to slip out while his lady isn't looking and steal her caffeine, the latter being a crime more despicable than anything Leonardo DiCaprio and his Inception team could commit. While Cooper and others initialy criticized the casting of Brown in the film—Cooper included the news on his RidicuList segment this summer—he doesn't even score top-billing among a cast that includes Oscar nominee Taraji P. Henson, early aughts teen movie queen Gabrielle Union and comedian Kevin Hart. In fact, according to this trailer, he's not even a part of this "What's gotten into our women?" bromantic limo discussion by the film's male stars, which squashes the debate over whether someone convicted of assault is worthy of spewing relationship advice and reinforces that his personal life has left him typecast, among other things. Think Like A Man is in theaters March 9. Hey, isn't that
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