Lindsay Lohan and Max George have already rapidly run through the opening stages of a happy relationship:

1) Meet cute.

2) Get embroiled in assault charges.

3) Meet the friends. 

4) Hang out and eat Pop-Tarts together.

Now, with Max back in the UK, they couple has moved onto the next level: Petty theft.

Young love! It just melts your heart, doesn't it?