How do you live to be 65 after snorting away $6 million? Just ask your friendly neighborhood Aerosmith frontman!
We're thrilled that Steven Tyler is soundly sinking into his mid-60s today. We may have occasionally cracked wise at good ole Stevie during his stint on American Idol, but there's no denying that this man is an actual Idol. To quote Popdust's resident Steven Tyler Devotee Sara Moscoso-Gaenzler (yes, we've hired someone whose only job is that), "he sounds just as good if not better today than he did in his 20's—I doubt we'll see Bieber rocking it at 65!"
That said, there's no denying Tyler is also a reliable source of wtf-ery—he closed his "Goodbye Idol" letter with a hearty "ERMAHGERD!" After hours of Idol watching, we feel confident in our selection of the greatest physical manifestation of his eccentricities: his hair feather.
Behold, his 10 "flyest" feather offenses:
Happy Birthday Steven!