Farrah Abraham Million Dollar Matchmaker—everyone’s favorite bat shit crazy teen mom-turned-porn star is back—girlfriend is looking for love and she’s as gloriously insane as ever

The Farrah Abraham Million Dollar Matchmaker teaser clip shows the world girlfriend's back.

And, she’s as cray cray as ever.

Abraham is one of the subjects of Patti Stanger’s new show, Million Dollar Matchmaker.

In the teaser, Stanger vows to turn a bunch of mentally unstable losers in love into viable date material.

Good luck with that love.

There’s Abraham doing what she does best—flapping her fake-nailed hands in the air and crying.

"I don't know why it's so hard to find someone else to love me,” the 25-year-old whines.

Yeah, that’s a really tough one Farrah.

We’re gonna have to have a really long, hard think about that.

There’s also that plastic-surgery addicted, Human Ken doll guy, Justin Jedlica.

Stanger sends him on a date with a dude in a blindfold.

So he can learn to rely on his conversation skills and personality, rather than his looks alone.


Oh, and there’s some schlubby chick, who vows she’s “a 10.”

Stranger soon shoots her down though—reassuring her, no, no you’re not.

Way to go Patti!

It’s all tied together with the usual, tears, drama and insane screaming—mainly from Stanger.

But we’re confident Abraham will add to it with a quota of her own unique cray cray.

Stanger warns she’s going to have to “break down” the mentally unstable losers in love.

Shouldn’t be too hard given the mentally unstable circumstances.

Stanger vows she’s going to “Build them back up!”

About as much chance of that happening as the Mexican government paying for Trump’s wall.

Stanger screams:

If I can't fix you up, who the fuck can?!!!

Indeed Ms. Stanger….indeed.

Scroll down to watch the Farrah Abraham Million Dollar Matchmaker teaser clip

And tune into WE TV, tonight at 10pm ET to catch the entire train wreck in all it’s screamingly insane glory.

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Back in 2013, after rumors had been flying for a while, Real Housewives of New York star Ramona Singer was forced to deny her 22-year marriage to husband Mario Singer was in trouble.

Speculation over the Singers' relationship woes first started in 2011, when, during a RHONY trip to Morocco, a psychic made the prediction, “there's another woman!"

Ramona was clearly shocked, but managed to keep her game face on with the ladies.

Not surprisingly, when Ramona got back to New York though we were immediately treated to an excruciating scene where she and Mario had a clearly staged, PDA-packed, romantic date night out together and laughed it all off.

Fast forward a couple of years, and the rumor mill was in full swing again, this time, that not only was Mario cheating but that he had got the woman he was cheating with, pregnant!

Once again, Ramona was quick to shoot down the claim, insisting, “It's not true."

However, as Popdust previously reported, just months later, in January 2014, the couple announced they were splitting. They tried a brief reconciliation, but finished for good in August 2014.

Ramona said at the time;

"We were working very hard on our relationship and making great progress, it was really working well, and then I got the feeling that he started seeing [Kasey] again."

It turns out he was—the Kasey in question is 32-year-old socialite Kasey Dexter—and, after not-so-Super-Mario betrayed her and daughter Avery, 20, a second time, Ramona swore she would never reconcile with him again.

And, now, adding further to the indignity, it seems Mario's cheating wasn't such a secret amongst Ramona's circle of friends.

Patti Stanger, AKA The Millionaire Matchmaker, stopped by Watch What Happens Live this week, telling host Andy Cohen that back in 2013 she witnessed Mario making the moves on some chick at a party in the Hamptons (it's not clear if the quick in question was Kasey Dexter, or another woman)

"I was there that night he cheated. Me and Jill, in the Hamptons. I saw the whole thing go down. I saw him pick the girl at a certain person's house — you probably know. It was a big dinner party, and we just came for dessert, and I watched this and I was, like, sober, and everybody else wasn't. And I went, 'What is going on here?'"

She continued:

"And then I was worried for Ramona. I was really worried for her. Because I saw shades of him trying—he had like a midlife crisis going on. And she doesn't deserve that. She's a great girl."

Poor Ramona, whatever you think of her, it was a long marriage and she was knocked for six by the news. Adding further to her woes, in addition to finding out her husband was a cheating douchebag, just months later, she suffered the indignity of being "demoted" from full time RHONY cast-member to occasionally appearing, "friend" status.

Season seven of the Real Housewives of New York premieres Tuesday, April 7, at 9 p.m. on Bravo.

Someone's about to lose some viewers...

Millionaire Matchmaker star Patti Stanger visited Bethenny recently and created a bit of a sh*tstorm for herself. When asked if she'd ever date a bisexual man, Stanger responded:

"Uh, never! Never. Never. And if they're bisexual, they're gay!"

Yikes. This isn't the first time Stanger has dissed bisexuals. On season 2 of her show, Stanger encouraged a client to steer clear from 'em.

"Bisexual women are not the women you want to be the mother of your children."

Any seven-figured bisexuals with a desire to find love will likely be taking their business elsewhere.