Electoral College via Likes and Retweets
This week Stacey Dash announced her candidacy for a congressional seat in California, and it's got everyone thinking again about 2020. We've already got some hot candidates for the presidency: Oprah, The Rock, perhaps Senator Kid Rock. But who else might make for an interesting run at it? Here's a rundown on celebrities to watch for come election season...
1. Gigi Hadid
Running mate: Bella Hadid
As we've seen in elections past, the key qualities of a candidate are: popularity, photographs, being in the news. Qualities that make for a failed candidate seem to include: qualifications, intellect, a knowledge base. For this reason, Instagram models really make for the best presidential candidates.
A Hadid-Hadid ticket looks promising. One danger sign, though, could be deciding which of the Hadids (Hadidi? Hadida?) would run for which position. Beware of possible infighting, even a coup from the Bella camp.
2. Justin Trudeau
Running mate: Ruth Bader Ginsberg
Look, I've got a plan. Congresspeople gerrymander all the time. All we need is an eraser, and a map of the Minnesota-Ontario border.
Keep it on the low for now.