The Razzie nomination committee probably had just about everyone involved with the movie Battleship penciled in for their respective honors before the movie even came out—after all, it's not like there was gonna be a Connect Four film adaptation likely to split the "Movie Based on a BOARD GAME" vote. Indeed, this year's Golden Raspberry Award nominations were recently released, and Battleship is, unsurprisingly, one of the year's most-decorated movies, scoring an impressive seven nods. (Only That's My Boy and Breaking Dawn Part II received more.) And included in those honored is the primary reason we bother to talk about Battleship on this website—our old friend Rihanna, up for Best Supporting Actress.

We're no Razzie expert prognosticators, but looking over the nominees, Rihanna seems like she'd have to be considered the clear front-runner. She might split the Battleship vote a tad with co-star Brooklyn Decker, and the pop star vote a bit with Jennifer Lopez in What to Expect When You're Expecting (J. Lo was in that movie?) but from what we remember of the Razzies, the awards usually go to whoever would be the funniest winner, and in this case, that's certainly Rihanna. We'd start preparing our acceptance speech now if we were her, just in case.

Anyway, we're sure Rihanna will be a good sport about the whole thing. After all, previous Razzie winners include such pop legends as Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, the Spice Girls and Madonna (six times!!), so Rihanna is in some fairly esteemed musician-turned-actor company here. Just hide the statue behind your many Grammys and Video Music Awards, nobody will even notice the difference.