In a move that might embarrass Pinocchio, Real Housewife Of Atlanta Kim Zolciak is angrily refuting nosejob rumors with pictures of her children's noses.
That won't work, Kim! Just admit it like NeNe Leakes and Whatshername from RHOBH! Big deal, after the boobs and the wigs. The nosejob is small potatoes in the scheme of things!
In fact, the nose is now a can opener! Look at how sharp it is!
But instead of being proud of that versatile can opener, Kim is fuming on social media, only making herself look silly.
Don't sacrifice the dignity that is your hallmark, Kim, just to cover up a perfectly normal Real Housewife endeavor!
What do you think, people? Should Kim stick to her story or admit to the retooled nose? Or should she just go away quietly?