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Kanye West and Spencer Pratt have a lot in common.  They are universally ridiculed, have plastic wives and have both been in the press in the last week.

Kanye is actually always in the press thanks to being surgically implanted in the Kardashian Klan's asses and of course his off-the-meds Twitter rants that veer between offensive and just out and out bizarre. Spencer on the other hand, would love to be in the press more, but is obviously a little out of practice as he got it hugely wrong in an interview with Vice's Broadly last week that he's had to back pedal on (more of that later).

Having both of them hit our consciousness at the same time made us wonder....just who out of Kanye West and Spencer Pratt is the biggest moron?  Ever conscious of being fair, we have applied a scientific approach in our quest for an answer to out question and scored each contender out of 10 in the same categories.

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Read on for our analysis and then let us know who wins the title of super-prick in your opinion.

Spencer Pratt

One half of what were the most hated duo in reality TV, that is until Kimye were born. Spencer and his wife Heidi Montag are most famous for appearing as the darstadly duo bad guys on The Hills which aired from May 2006 until July 2010.

Since it's cancellation, then they have flogged their reality asses out to the highest bidder, desperately and unsuccessfully trying to stay relevant. It hasn't worked.

Career

Spencer burst onto our screens as a fresh faced 22 year old on the short-lived reality show Princes of Malibu. He went on to be one of the primary characters along with Heidi in all seasons of The Hills until it's cancellation in 2010. His appearances earned him the title of 'Greatest Reality Villain', but it's all been downhill from there.

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Spencer, along with Heidi has continued to make the rounds of reality shows; I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, Marriage Boot Camp and Celebrity Big Brother, all the while becoming even more of a parody of his obnoxious self.

Generally viewed as a talentless joke.

2/10

Marriage—For Real Or For Show?

Weird dynamic. They eloped whilst on The Hills and then had a real wedding after realizing they were stronger as a pair than individually. When they appeared on the UK Celebrity Big Brother their relationship was the subject of both viewers' and their fellow housemates scrutiny, and the general consensus was that he was massively controlling and she was just a vacuous sheep.

Love's young dream.

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They famously faked a break up in order to secure a magazine deal and try to 'relaunch' Heidi's career.  Even more bizarrely, Spencer claims that Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick based their own on-screen relationship on theirs.

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They have been married a long time though (if you take out the fake break up) and seem to at least love each other (either that or they both realize that nobody else would put up with either of them).

On balance—we think the Speidi marriage is at the real end of the spectrum.

4/10

Money

Famously claimed to have blown through $10 million. Now are living rent free courtesy of his dad and living from reality pay check to pay check.

Small fry.

3/10

Ego 

Humble is not a word you would use to describe Spencer. He says he took so long to graduate from USC because he was too busy “being famous” and that he should “probably have a doctorate or two” by now. He also recently described himself as a poet.

Spencer has compared himself and Heidi to Jay-Z and Beyonce (I bet Mr & Mrs Carter do just the same thing) and claims Kris Jenner begged him to manage Kim Kardashian's career back in the days when Kimmy was trying to make it as a stylist to her famous friends in order to get on TV.

The couple have all their tabloid covers framed—apparently they are happy to be reminded of headlines like “Destroyed By Fame” and “Heidi's New Surgery Disaster”.

Speidi's wall of shame.

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Spencer does however at least have a tiny crumb of self awareness. He knows the public persona he and his wife have created and that when they get a gig they are being paid to be cartoon characters. They are happy to be controversial, stir up some shit, lob a few grenades into the mix and collect their pay check.

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At least knows that his ego is part of his USP.

6/10

Faux Pas

Pratt made a massive faux pas a few days ago by astonishingly comparing the trauma of the cancellation of The Hills after six seasons with 9/11. Yes that's right, 9/11. To be honest you have to admire the extremely high level of narcissism required to compare a scripted reality show about a bunch of airheads in California with the most shocking terrorist attack on US soil that cost over 3000 people their lives and pretty much changed the world.

I guess Spencer thinks there are dinner party conversations along the lines of “where were you when you heard The Hills was cancelled?” I am sure though, that those who lost loved ones in the twin towers can gain some comfort in the fact that Spencer and Heidi went through just as much pain as them.

Spencer at least feels some remorse for his insensitive comments—well he felt remorse after the interview was published and he found himself the subject of a huge social media backlash.

He held his hands up and tweeted his apology and at least appeared genuinely contrite.  

8/10

Kanye West

Where do you start with Kanye? Rapper / professional husband / clothing designer / father. Famously pursued Kim Kardashian for years before finally nailing her and marrying in to reality's royal family. But who is Kanye? In his own words;

I am Warhol. I am the number one most impactful artist of our generation. I am Shakespeare in the flesh. Walt Disney. Nike. Google. Now who's gonna be the Medici family and stand up and let me create more!”

Career

What's annoying about Kanye is that he is actually universally accepted to be hugely talented and massively influential in the hip hop/ rap scene. He is one of the best selling artists of all time, having sold more than 32 million albums and 100 million digital downloads. He's won a total of 21 Grammys.

He first became known as a producer for Roc-A-Fella records, producing hits for artists such as Jay-Z and Alicia Keys. He went on to carve out an incredibly successful solo career and his latest album The Life Of Pablo has just been released after much hype and many delays.

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Other ventures outside of music have had mixed success. In 2008 he bought the rights to Fatburger restaurants in Chicago and announced plans to open 10 new outlets. He opened two, both of which shut down in 2011.

West has established a creative content company named DONDA which he claimed would pick up where Steve Jobs left off. It's difficult to say whether this venture has been a success or not as West is tight-lipped about the operation and the company has no website or social media presence.

Kanye first dipped his toe into the designer world with collaborations with brands such as Nike, Louis Vuitton and Adidas. His launched his own clothing line, Yeezy in 2015 which has recently shown it's third collection at New York Fashion Week. Yeezy clothing divides opinion, but it's certainly not making him any money right now.

Yeezy collection—unflattering to say the least.

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In March 2015,  West was announced as co-owner along with Jay-Z, Beyonce, RihannaChris Martin and Nicki Minaj amongst others, of the new music streaming service Tidal. Not much has progressed since then—after Tidal faced a backlash he seemed to distance himself, but who knows.

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Can't deny his musical talent.

9/10

Marriage—For Real Or For Show?

Seems a little...off.  Kanye has been dogged with rumors about his sexuality for years with many believing the Kimye marriage is mutually convenient.

Whatever you think of her, Kim is incredibly beautiful, but Kanye seems to style her in a way that demeans and undermines her. The bizarre skin-tight, unflattering outfits he squeezes her into seem designed to make her look bad. And who can forget that photo shoot he directed of her literally crawling around in the dirt in hideous flesh colored nylon looking like a top shelf magazine's reader's wife.

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Their engagement was a public extravaganza, their wedding was a circus and they have such an altered reality of the world they think it's healthy to deck their daughter out in fur and designer outfits and subject her to the grown up world they have cultivated of constantly being followed by 600 photographers.

The circus came to Florence for the self styled wedding of the century.

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Even she is rumored to be losing patience with his embarrassing rants, this marriage is definitely on the upper end of the fake/convenience scale.

8/10

Money

West recently tweeted that he was $53 m in debt, begging Mark Zuckerberg to donate $1 billion to “Kanye West ideas”.

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The debt appears to have been accrued from the rapper's devotion to his fashion dreams. He's put his own money into his collections which have cost literally millions to share with the world.

As well as begging billionaires for money, there was a rumor that his fans, through a GoFundMe page, would be able to donate money to enable Yeezy to “bring more beautiful ideas to the world”.  Thankfully this fell through.

If you are worried that Kanye is going to have to sell off some of little North's furs or actually live in a house he has carried out a multi-million refurbishment of before he starts the next one, fear not.  He reassures us he's still got enough personal wealth for all that. He just needs other people's money to help him “create”.

Not as skint as he would like us to believe.  Plus he can always tap up the wife.

8/10

Ego

Kanye's ego knows no bounds. He calls himself the biggest rock star on the planet.

Yeezy is not afraid of stamping his feet and being a whining poor loser if he feels his brilliance has not been recognized. At the AMAs in 2004 he stormed out after not winning Best New Artist, saying he felt he was robbed. When nominated for a Grammy in 2006 he said that he would “really have a problem” if he didn't win the Album of the Year award. He went onstage at the 2006 MTV EMAs to interrupt the presentation of Best Video to another artist to protest that he should have won.

Then there was of course, his notorious stage invasion at the 2009 MTV VMAs where he grabbed the mic from Taylor Swift to claim that his close friend Beyonce should have got the Best Video award that Swift was accepting. He was widely panned for his overwhelming rudeness —even President Obama called him a “jackass” and the incident was his breakthrough jerk moment and inspired an influx of memes, tweets and jokes.

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West did apologize in the aftermath of the incident but recently reignited the feud when he claimed in the song Famous on his new album that his actions put Swift on the map and gave her her career. Ego much?

West is an avid Tweeter and firmly believes he is omnipotent and that his opinion means far more than anyone else's. He announced last year that he plans to run for the presidency in 2020—something he truly believes he would be awesome at.

Kanye West's name is next to the dictionary definition of 'ego'.

10/10

Faux Pas

Most of the time West's controversial rants and comments are intentional and for attention, self promotion and born out of ego. Sometimes however, he veers into faux pas territory and has to beat a hasty retreat.

He recently realized he'd crossed a line when he brought ex-girlfriend Amber Rose's child into his ongoing online beef with the ex-stripper. He had to back-track fast though when Amber revealed salacious titbits about him and he realized that he maybe didn't want to poke that bear too much.

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Kanye also had to issue a quick apology after an interview in October last year after accidentally calling Caitlyn Jenner by her former name, “Bruce”—whoops! Bet that was #awkward at Thanksgiving.

The thing about about Yeezy is that he rarely realizes / admits when he's made a faux pas (like saying Bill Cosby is innocent). So most of what a normal self aware person would class as a faux pas goes under the heading of ego.

6/10

And the winner is....

.....Kanye West!

With a score of 23/50 Spencer came nowhere near Kanye's 41/50 on the dickhead scale.

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It's actually quite hard to believe there is anyone out there who would beat Kanye in a competition to determine who is the most egotistical, arrogant prick, but sometimes it's just nice to see it in black and white.

What do you think?

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Wah! Wah! Wah! Poor old bullied Farrah Abraham... Wah!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have spoken out in defense of the Teen Mom star following her shit-tastic and utterly insane appearance on the most recent season of Britain’s Celebrity Big Brother.

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As Popdust previously reported, Abraham paired up with fellow yank, and porn star, Jenna Jameson, during her time in the CBB house, and they made for a truly deranged and deluded gruesome twosome indeed.

Literally from the get go, Abraham was up in everyone’s grill, on the attack, accusing all the British housemates of being “phony” and filled with “Satan” and butting heads—particularly with comedian Bobby Davro and singer Natasha Hamilton.

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To the casual and uniformed reality TV viewer, Abraham came across as the undoubted aggressor, stirring up a whoop ass can of shit and leaving a trail of verbal destruction in her wake—however, to the more seasoned and discerning reality TV viewer, not so!

In fact, according to Speidi, who were runners-up on season 11 of the show, back in 2013, it was actually poor old Farrah who was bullied and disrespected by the others—and, according to Speidi, the 24-year-old was set up and FORCED into acting like a psychopath.

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The renown and respected Reality TV sages shared their words of wisdom with US Weekly:

She’s had such unfair treatment all season long. They bait her, and she tries to make up with them and then they degrade her under their breath as a mom or a woman and whenever she stands up for herself, they call her crazy.

They’ve had no respect for her from the beginning. ... She was the only entertaining part of that show. She just owned it. It’s awful how they called her ‘disgusting on the inside,’ and they just wouldn’t stop. How would anyone react to that?

As far as I’m concerned, with the way they’ve been attacking her, anything she does is self-defense. ... Farrah was totally set up. It’s not that I condone violence, but I completely understand why she’d react to these people because she has been bullied since the day she went in there.”

Did these two morons watch a totally different season of the show?!!!

Because, in the one that we watched, Abraham was the one threatening to “straight up fucking kill this whole fucking house” following a fight over a pair of flip flops; Abraham was the one screaming, shouting and acting like a clearly mentally unhinged piece of shit; Abraham was the one doling it out and then crying like a baby and ranting like a crazy woman when it came back to her….

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Oh, and let’s not forget—it was Abraham who, upon being voted out of the house, verbally attacked a previous CBB contestant, before going on to physically attack another, during a live TV broadcast of the follow-up show, landing another former contestant, Vicki Michelle, in hospital, and forcing the show to go temporarily off air.

But, hey, what do WE know?!!

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Abraham continued to play the victim card right up till the end—making sure she was photographed leaving a hospital in a wheelchair, and then refusing to attend the taping of the live finale for purposes of self preservation—tweeting, “I will NOT be attending the @bbuk finale tonight! I don't wish to put myself in a potentially hostile situation #Cbb.”

Meanwhile, the Farrah Abraham crazy train rolls on….

This week's episode of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars was the season finale, and after two weeks of hell the reality stars had to decide if they were going to stick it out in their relationships or move on without their other half.

At the end of last week, the couples were separated for a night to really think about the state of their relationships and decide if they were going to give their spouse back their wedding ring at the ring ceremony. Well everyone except for Tyson, because that prick never gave Rachel a ring in the first place.

Tyson was literally still second guessing what to do with Rachel, and all the other guys were getting seriously pissed off at him because he's such a pig.

"If Tyson was my sister’s boyfriend, I definitely would’ve told him he needed to propose  or get lost a long time ago," Spencer said.

Back on the women's side of the house, Aviva was questioning whether or not slimy Reid would give her back her ring at the ceremony.

"I think Reid and I have a great relationship and he’s an amazing guy," Aviva confessed. "BUT if I have done something ever to piss Reid off, it’s not beneath Reid to get me up there and to not give me a ring." That sounds about right.

Spencer was freaking out a bit because until recently, he didn't realize how serious Heidi was about starting a family with him.

"I did not realize how serious this baby shit was," he said. "But now this is life or death type shit. I thought this was marriage boot camp, not baby boot camp."

When Spencer met with Jim before the ring ceremony, Jim told him flat out that he needed to man up and make the right decision.

"If you’re just playing her along and you’re never going to have kids with her, then you’re a horrible person and you need to let her go," Jim said.

"I’m definitely debating not giving Heidi the ring because I feel like I’ve not treated her right and I don’t deserve to be wearing a wedding ring that’s connected to her," Spencer confessed."

Finally came the ring ceremony, and what a flop that was! Literally every single couple did the respectable thing and gave their spouses their rings back!! Even Heidi and Spencer, who actually decided to start trying for a baby in September.

The only couple that was left was Tyson and Rachel...surely they'll give us some drama, right?! WRONG! Rachel had made up her mind that if Tyson didn't propose at the ring ceremony she was going to leave him for good, but the pig actually got down on one knee and asked Rachel to marry him. Boooooring.

So does this mean they live happily ever after? Yeah right!

What did you think of the finale of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars? Sound off in the comments below!

 

On this week’s episode of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars, everyone gets hooked up to a lie detector and asked questions not only about themselves and their relationships, but about other couples in the group. Yikes.

Everyone is extremely honest on the lie detector tests, even admitting their own faults and f*ck ups. Everyone, that is, except Aviva and Reid. The two of them literally are deceptive on every single question, which shocks no one.

When asked if she came to boot camp to work on her marriage, Aviva lies and said yes. Of course you didn’t come to boot camp to work on your marriage! You came for an extra 15 minutes of fame. You don’t even like your husband!

After the lie detector exercise, the couples were told that the have a hall pass for their last night in the house to reflect on their relationships and make their final decision of whether or not they still want to be with their significant others.

The guys and girls split up and go in different party buses to different clubs. The guys are actually having fun and being really good. That is until Reid’s bright idea to invite a bunch of girls over do dance with them at the club. All the other guys are like WTF dude? Then he gets drunk and starts in with the LAMEST game you’ve ever heard in your life. He’s even offering $60 to some random girl to give Tyson a blowjob and he thinks he’s hilarious. No one’s amused.

The girls are having a great time, especially Heidi who is dancing her surgically enhanced ass off at that club.

“Heidi has been lying to us,” Syleena said. “Apparently she used to be a stripper.”

Guys are hitting on Rachel left and right and Heidi is drunk dancing like a slore, yet tells every guys who comes over to watch to f*ck off! On the party bus ride home, Heidi and Aviva get into a screaming match that leaves Heidi crying in a corner. Aviva of course plays the victim, which makes everybody hate her even more.

When they get back to the house and meet back up with the guys, everyone gets filled in on what happened with their significant others. Rachel is pissed when she finds out that Reid tried to buy Tyson a blowjob. As the night winds down, Reid and Aviva are on everyone shit list and everyone goes to bed knowing that they all have to make a huge decision the next day.

Who’s brilliant idea was this drunken hall pass?? Oh yeah, these quack TV counselors.

What did you think of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars? Sound off in the comments below!

Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars may be winding down, but things in that crazy house are just heating up.

Aviva Drescher and her husband Reid have been getting on everyone’s nerves pretty much since the beginning, but things escalated this weeks when yet again Aviva and Reid only half-ass participated with the group.

It just so happens that this particular drill included food…lots and lots of food. And the only natural thing for Natalie Nunn to do to vent her frustrations with Aviva is to start a food fight!

Hotdogs and cupcakes started flying between the two women, but in the end absolutely nothing got resolved.

“If you guys can’t participate, we will all gladly help you pack you bags and leave,” Natalie said.

Even the counselor Liz agreed that Aviva and Reid were being bullshit participants.

“As long as Aviva and Reid skirt the rules of our exercises, they wont only hurt their own development,” she said. “They’ll also be a distraction to the other couples.”

Aviva of course took zero blame and had the nerve to accuse Natalie of hitting her.

“I tried in good fun actually to get them back on her, and at one point she came and actually her fist hit my face,” Aviva said. “I mean that’s assault. We’re dealing with people here who are at best barbaric.”

Shocking how in a room full of about 14 people, NO ONE saw this alleged assault. Later, Natalie went to sort things out with Aviva. When she heard that Aviva thought she hit her, Natalie actually apologized that Aviva felt afraid. This sent the entire group into a tailspin because literally no one saw Natalie hit Aviva and they were pissed that Natalie apologized to that nutcase.

For once, it was Tyson Apostol who had some words of wisdom.

“Aviva is just here to get a little bit more famous and Reid is here to support her getting a little more famous,” he said.

But Tyson was in hot water later when in the final drill, the couples had to choose between two doors – the Selfless door or the Selfish door. Rachel Foulger (rightfully) chose the selfish door marked marriage because after 6 years of being pulled along on a string by Tyson, she deserves a real commitment. Tyson did what he does best…he chose the selfish door of Rachel with no marriage. Of course they choose opposite doors because they suck as a couple!

“You’re still choosing Tyson’s way,” Rachel cried. “You just don’t get it. We’re not on the same path and I’m losing hope.”

Tyson responds with, “I would prefer that you be maximum happy, even if it’s not with me.”

Aww, how romantic. Can we just stick a fork in them already?!?

What did you think of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars? Sound off in the comments below!

This week’s episode of Marriage Boot Camp: Reality Stars is all about forgiving and forgetting, but that is much easier said than done for most of the trainwrecks in that house.

For the first drill, the boot campers have to identify traumatic moments from their past that have left them scarred and with baggage. Jim and Elizabeth Carroll use childhood photos of each of the celebrities to hopefully trigger the emotions and memories they need to heal.

Syleena Johnson admits that she was molested as a child, and that rather than protect her, her father was like a useless shadow living in her house. Heidi Montag opens up about being molested several times as a very young child and breaks down talking to the childhood photo of herself.

Aviva Drescher talks about the accident that occurred when she was six years old that resulted in her losing her leg. Her story is heartbreaking, but instead of feeling the raw emotion of her past like the others are doing, she is a stone cold robot that may as well be telling you a story about her last summer vacay in the Hamptons. She's SUCH a robot.

The other houseguests are understandably pissed that they were so open and so vulnerable, but Aviva refused to go there. In a therapeutic environment, they don't feel like Aviva is participating at all.

After that, Spencer Pratt sits down with Jim who has concerns that he's not fully committing to the process either. Spencer admits that he's not, and it's because he got so burned by a former reality TV producer who cast him as the "villain" in The Hills.

"I have to be extra guarded now because I got so played out and manipulated by reality TV producers," Spencer says.

"Do you think the producers here want to do that?" Jim asks.

"I have suspicions," Spencer replies.

For the final drill, the celebrities are forced to admit who in their life has hurt them the most and must choose between two doors, Forgive or Forget. Syleena chooses to forgive her father, and when she walks through the door he is standing on the other side. What a piece of shit this guy is. She cries her heart out to him, and he takes zero responsibility for anything. Why did you even go on the show then, dick?

Heidi admits that the person she's angriest at in her life is none other than Lauren Conrad. A therapist stands in to act as 'Lauren' and Heidi forgives her for treating her like an indentured servant and being a shitty friend.

Lastly, Spencer decides to forgive the reality TV producer that he says destroyed his life, past and future. Jim stands in as the 'Producer' and eggs Spencer on to get him to really deal with his hatred for this man. It's at this point we start feeling like Spencer has lost touch with reality and might actually knock Jim the f*ck out! It's just pretend Spencer! Security!!! He finally forgives the producer and everyone breathes a sigh of relief...especially Jim.

What did you think of this week's episode? Sound off in the comments below!