It's not a news story until NMA.TV provides us an animated comedic rendering of it, so we guess this Chad Kroeger and Avril Lavigne engagement is officially a thing now. NMA.TV certainly doesn't pull their punches with the Chavril story, though, poking fun not only at the two's unlikely civil union (which makes reporters vomit profusely), but the music made by both (one of Kroeger's Nickelback tunes is seen torturing a prisoner to death), and of course, the great nation of Canada.

Cruel, perhaps, but necessary. Can't wait for the NMA.TV animation for the inevitable Kimye wedding.