As Tallulah correctly intuits, many of us reject high-waisted baggy jeans in favor of flattering ones. I know it's crazy but still.
Anyway, she is a big-hearted girl who just wants to help out. So, in a post called 'Mythbusters: Mom Jeans,' she breaks it down for us. The only problem is that she seems to be writing in Chinese.
“You are lying yourself if never have cross the threshold of a thrift store and silently uttered the prayer that somewhere in this off-the-beaten path shack the find of the millennia is waiting to meet you.”
What? I almost feel like bowing to her and bleating: 'Namaste!'
It turns out that she is telling us to buy some awful Mom Jeans and to have them tailored!
Oh, okay, then.
She goes on to confide this tidbit: “I have a few friends who shop for the solely for color and texture of denim, and will entirely reconstruct a jean.”