Trollin' trollin' trollin' keep that Twitter trollin'.....
The Chrissy Teigen baby furor is real—real ridiculous
The Chrissy Teigen baby furor really proves that people really need to get a life.
The 30-year-old came under fire over the weekend—after unwittingly committing an offense so terrible that Twitter was quickly awash with condemnation and hatred.
So, what terrible, terrible offense did Teigen commit?
She went to dinner with her husband.
Oh, sorry, she went to dinner with her husband, ten days after her baby girl, Luna, was born.
Yep, that's all.
Oh, no, wait, she also committed the grave offense of looking amazing—and happy—too.
So, let the mom shaming commence!
The trolls were slamming her for not being a besotted-enough mother; for looking too slim; for going outdoors while she still has that “after birth smell" in her vagina….
One troll excelled herself in the passive aggressive department with a delightfully judgmental and sanctimonious comment:
Maybe it's just rich people but I had two children, I had them at a young age also. I don't think I let anyone watch my child without me till a month or two. I just wanted to hold and stare and [sic] my children when they were born.
Oh, well, thanks for letting us all know that lady—presumably this must mean Teigen doesn't love her daughter anywhere near as much as you love your children—because she went outside the house one week before you did?!!!!
Give me a friggin' break!!
Perhaps if the troll ventured out of her little cave a bit more she wouldn't need to spend her Saturday nights trollin' and judging those who do.
Thank Jah, Teigen didn't go to a club or concert—or, gasp! go out on her own with some girlfriends—because that would have really been the ultimate sin.
Another troll expressed her “concern" for Teigen's physical wellbeing:
Damn now that's crazy, I know her ass bleeding and sore down there shit I know I was and top of that I didn't want to take my eyes off on my baby
And another, well, she just disclosed WAAAY too much information during her mom shaming:
You bleed a few weeks after and the smell is horriffic!!! I gave birth I know….Even with a shower you have an after birth smell. I would never leave my baby after a week! Some folks just don't get it!
The model wasn't going to just take it lying down though.
On Sunday she took to Twitter to fire back at the trolls with some awesome Tweets:
I went to dinner. People are pissed. Good morning! "i never wanted to leave my daughter, i love her, BUT THAT'S JUST ME" - the passive aggressiveness is real!
talking about vagina smells in the comments. what in the.
to everyone asking, John is healing perfectly
And when asked how her baby is, Teigen handled it like the Twitter trolling annihilator that she is:
I don't know…. I can't find her…..
Now, can women just stop with the judging and shaming of other women?
There's enough men out there to do that already—sisters need to stick together.
And, on a side note, can the poor woman with the horrific after birth smell please go see her OBGYN, STAT?!!
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