The Game put his liking for Twitter stunts and mining for rap feuds on hold this week while traveling Down Under, taking in the sights and performing a few shows. But even if he's in a more peaceful state of mind, live gigs and celebratory after-parties can't be fully enjoyed when aggressive fans keep hanging around. The Game spoke to XXL about an alleged scuffle in Australia Monday night, said to be provoked by an overzealous couple who were disruptive during the post-show meet and greet. "I guess they wanted to chill, go back to the hotel and smoke with a ni--a and be my kid’s godfather. So, security had to take them out because they got a little crazy," Game explained. Security be darned, Thing 1 and Thing 2 made it into the after-party, where video footage suggests the rapper spit on the female fan from an elevated stage. Surely The Game wouldn't treat women in such a vile and disrespectful way, would he? Well, not unless they really, really deserved it. From the mouth in question:

We go to the after-party and here are these same two people. They by the VIP [area], kind of doing the heckling shit, and throwing shit, throwing Red Bull cans. But ain’t none of it hitting me. The dude starts spitting loogies and drinking shit and spitting it. The shit started getting closer and closer to where we was at. He keeps spittin’ and finally, the fuckin’ shit hit me. So I went over and I fuckin’ spit.

Lovely. Game goes on to explain that he shouldn't be punished or judged, because the spit didn't actually touch his female instigator—sadly he can't control where the wind will take things—but he definitely hawked with intent. "I didn’t spit on nobody, but, I definitely tried to spit on the bitch. I just missed. But I’m not the best at aiming spit," he confessed. "Me, to get up and spit on somebody? I’m not doing that unless I’m provoked." Noted. Lady, gents: Can't we settle this disagreement on a terrible spit-themed reality show? It wouldn't be more revolting than this. Decide for yourselves where that Game-branded saliva was intended to fly, by watching the video below.