Is this Jesus' Second Coming? Ayyy
Is it the Second Coming? Tinder users are swiping right for that slick Son-of-God who is here to save us from our sins (or is he?). Jesus is back on Tinder!
Tinder is something else my dude https://t.co/bv86lbF0PJ— ✨Juniper Darling✨ (@✨Juniper Darling✨)1488655547.0
For those of you who live in the time BC (that's before Christ), Tinder is a dating app where users swipe "right" on people they want to match with. Now, the sexy potential savior of mankind has joined Tinder, and HOLY crap, his pickup lines are good.
Jesus' profile describes him as a 21 year old carpenter, but by digging into his profile, we were able to learn so much more about him.
Actually several thousand years old idk why it says 21 lol
Downside: I've only been nailed once
Upside: I would die for you, so you know I'm committed
...also my dad is a pretty big deal. He always beats me in dreidel.
Swipe right if you need some Jesus in you
Mother of God, these are some good Jesus jokes.
Wait... is Jesus a Justin Bieber fan?
#TinderJesus is matching with some good-looking, good-humored folks of both genders, which is good enough reason to disregard Leviticus 20:13 entirely. There is also reason to believe that Tinder Jesus is actually my friend Shane, who is noted for looking like "white Jesus."
Did you match with Tinder Jesus? Tweet us your story @Popdust or email firstname.lastname@example.org with details!
In the opening pages of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Earth is destroyed. Now if that doesn't scream 2020 so far, what does?
In Douglas Adams's 1979 novel, which premiered as a radio series on BBC Radio4 in 1978 (42 years ago—but more about the significance of that number later), Earth is suddenly blown up in order to make room for an intergalactic superhighway. Now, in a year that has—after only 3 months, people—given us a contentious, confusing democratic primary, the death of Kobe Bryant, new and worsening facts about our climate and habitat at large, appalling leadership, and of course the rapid spread of and global shutdowns by the coronavirus (COVID-19), it seems impossible to turn to any source for comfort.
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It's time to study.
Now that you've flooded Instagram with photos of black squares, it's time to hunker down for some real activism.
If you're a white person, you're sitting on top of about four centuries of institutionalized racism. In the wake of George Floyd's murder by police and countless Black Lives Matter protests across the nation, it's time to show up—with your body, with your voice, and with your brain.