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Swipe right for... Jesus? The Son of God is back on Tinder #TinderJesus

Is this Jesus' Second Coming? Ayyy

Is it the Second Coming? Tinder users are swiping right for that slick Son-of-God who is here to save us from our sins (or is he?). Jesus is back on Tinder!

For those of you who live in the time BC (that's before Christ), Tinder is a dating app where users swipe "right" on people they want to match with. Now, the sexy potential savior of mankind has joined Tinder, and HOLY crap, his pickup lines are good.

Jesus' profile describes him as a 21 year old carpenter, but by digging into his profile, we were able to learn so much more about him.

Actually several thousand years old idk why it says 21 lol

Downside: I've only been nailed once

Upside: I would die for you, so you know I'm committed

...also my dad is a pretty big deal. He always beats me in dreidel.

Swipe right if you need some Jesus in you

Mother of God, these are some good Jesus jokes.

Wait... is Jesus a Justin Bieber fan?

#TinderJesus is matching with some good-looking, good-humored folks of both genders, which is good enough reason to disregard Leviticus 20:13 entirely. There is also reason to believe that Tinder Jesus is actually my friend Shane, who is noted for looking like "white Jesus."

Did you match with Tinder Jesus? Tweet us your story @Popdust or email ben@popdust.com with details!

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