Living in Europe and not content with just one big tribute concert to deceased pop legend Michael Jackson? Thank the lord then that Rebbie and Tito have decided to take a second on the road. Two of everyone's ten favorite Jackson siblings have announced a second tribute concert—this one a tour that'll take them around 24 dates in Europe, and one which should even involve family friend David Gest and "Let's Hear it for the Boy" singer Deniece Williams—in honor of their brother. The name of the tour? "A Jackson Named Michael: Honoring a Legend." Sure.

This entire thing is turning into one of those hair metal bands that breaks up, and 15 years later, every single member is touring on their own under the band name while playing with three other total nobodies. It's pointless and kind of depressing and ultimately probably not even that profitable.