She'll still be Cait though, until further notice.
Caitlyn Jenner's reality show has been cancelled after only two seasons, she revealed in a chipper tweet, saying 'it's time for a new adventure.'
But don't worry, she won't be leaving your TV screen. She will return to the family cash cow (no, I'm not shaming Kim here), Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
E Entertainment issued a face-saving statement about the cancellation:
We are incredibly proud of the two seasons of I Am Cait, a groundbreaking docuseries that sparked an important and unprecedented global conversation about transgender people, their struggles and triumphs. Caitlyn and E! have mutually decided not to move forward with another season at this time. She will always remain a part of the E! family, and we look forward to continue following her journey as she appears on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.
In layman's terms, this means:
'Nobody watched the show. Bye.'
Caitlyn will continue to remind us of her transgenderedness by appearing on the third season of Amazon's series Transparent.
One reason for I am Cait's low numbers may have been her shaky status within the transgender community.
She is widely resented for her white privilege and perceived grandstanding about her transition.
A Facebook page called I Ain't Cait announced the show's cancellation with the headline 'Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead.'
Caitlyn will continue to struggle for acceptance in the community, but her stance on various issues (e.g. her Republican politics) may continue to cause resentment.
How will she reintegrate into the family show, we have to wonder, having vacated to prove that she was a star in her own right?
Remember when she announced triumphantly. 'I was the real story all along!?'
Well, there will always be a story if your name is Jenner or Kardashian.
I would like to see her fight with her daughters over clothes and handbags, or maybe make a grab for Kris's 'boyfriend' Corey!
So many possibilities!
Good luck Caitlyn, and Bon Voyage!
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We come not to slut-shame, but to praise her.
If the term is new to you, it refers to a character in the Bible who was a little bit naughty. Here's a description:
Guided by no principle, restrained by no fear of either God or man, passionate in her attachment to her heathen worship, she spared no pains to maintain idolatry around her in all its splendor.
The idolatry, too, was of the most debased and sensual kind
Today, the term Jezebel refers to a crafty, shameless woman who deceives people to get what she wants.
Taylor's reputation as a Jezebel is as significant as her artistic output: She wouldn't be Taylor Swift without all the feuds, branding, and boyfriends.
Especially the boyfriends!
The boyfriends run the gamut from fairly innocent cutie-pies to obnoxious ab-flaunting Lothario cutie-pies.
Some may look the same but each one is different, like a snowflake.
Many have been immortalized in Taylor's songs, an honor that surely all her suitors now expect on the first date.
Many have pointed out that it's more than a little sexist to criticize Taylor's serial romances. When men rack up a long string of conquests, they're congratulated for it, not shamed.
And those who would shame Taylor for the swath she has cut through the world's most eligible and newsworthy young men are just mean. In fact, they are haters. Who are gonna hate, hate, hate.
We have come not to slut-shame Taylor, but to praise her.
Who among us has not written an ode to a faithless ex-boyfriend?
Okay, not an ode, but a journal entry or a Facebook rant or a text message?
I myself once wrote a long screed to a guy who dumped me, comparing him to a horse and advising him to get plastic surgery. He threatened to publish it or something but that's a story for another day!
Let's review Taylor's many Ex's, and the songs they inspired. May she go on to document each kiss or disappointment for many years to come.
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Picture To Burn
Teardrops On My Guitar
Taylor didn't actually date Hardwick—she had a crush on him in high school and wrote a song about it. Apparently when he found out the song was about him, he asked if he still had a shot with her. Errrr....NO!
Song: "Tim McGraw", "Our Song", "Fifteen"
Brandon was Taylor's high school sweetheart and their relationship ended when he had to go to college. She wrote Tim McGraw as something for him to remember her by, and apparently he loved it.
Should've Said No
Love Story, White Horse, If This Was A Movie
Forever & Always, Jump Then Fall, Today Was A Fairytale, Better Than Revenge, Last Kiss, Holy Ground
Back To December
Dear John, The Story of Us, Superman, I Knew You Were Trouble
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, State of Grace, All Too Well, Girl At Home, The Moment I Knew
Famed for his dislike of any invasion of his privacy, you can understand why that maybe didn't fit in with Taylor's tendency to stage manage her relationships. They broke up a couple of time and Swift let the world know why with this song.
Begin Again, Everything Has Changed, Starlight
Style, Out Of The Woods
Don't point the finger at her, your Honor!
The video emerged just a day before Heard was scheduled to be deposed in her legal battle with Depp.
In the video released on Friday, the action ends abruptly when Depp realizes that Amber is recording his tantrum on her phone. The last things we hear him saying is:
You want to see crazy? I'll show you crazy!
In addition to the picture of the finger, TMZ also posted a picture of a mirror on which Depp has allegedly written the names of Amber's suspected paramour, Billy Bob Thornton. (!!!)
It is know that Depp needed surgery on his finger but the story was that he injured himself on a film set in Australia.
Let's review the issues at hand here.
Johnny Depp has a temper. We can see it in the video.
But we don't see him getting physical with Heard.
We do hear her goading him, in an exaggeratedly innocent 'who-me?' little girl voice.
If Amber didn't release the video, who did?
It's safe to say that the couple had a turbulent relationship. From all accounts, this is business as usual for Heard.
Depp's ex wife and friends insist that it is not his nature to be violent.
Amber Heard wants money. She wants a lot of it, and Johnny has a lot of it.
But after 14 months of marriage, what is a fair amount of money for Amber?
And why does she continue to use the press to indict her estranged husband?
Call me impartial, but a woman who goads a man into flipping out and then records him going berserk is not a person to be trusted.
It suggests a scheme, at the very least.
Just as a man making a secret sex tape of his lover, a woman recording a temper tantrum (that doesn't involve any harm done to her) is out of order and demonstrating poor character.
Poor Johnny. Amber seems like a gift that won't stop giving until the price is right.
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