Justin Bieber took another onstage fall last night (June 16) while performing in Canada, and you have to wonder if this is going to be his thing from now on.
The fall is comedic gold.
Justin is fiddling with his sloppy gangsta apparel, and seemingly in his own world, when he walks into a hole and drops out of sight with a thud.
Several questions arise after watching this video of the fall:
Is Bieber blind? It's RIGHT THERE in front of him!
Why is there a big hole in the stage? I mean, please.
Even though there is every reason to think the fall was planned, is Justin that accomplished at physical comedy?
Maybe he has hidden talents, and falling convincingly is one of them.
Very hard to say.
Luckily, this video shows the fall from a couple of angles, and even in slow motion.
We see Justin climbing out and apparently uninjured.
He reportedly assured his screaming fans, 'Good thing I’m like a cat and I landed on my feet,' before adding,
That scared the fuck out of me.
Still, if we're honest, we will admit to watching it with the joy that only a celebrity mishap can precipitate.
Is he deliberately ignoring the newsworthy incident? Is he planning to go on stonewalling?
Oh that Biebster! He's like a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a plaid thing.
Justin Beiber, how do we love thee? Let us count the falls.