caitlyn jenner effect
Caitlyn Jenner is now a familiar presence in the celebrity landscape, but it's harder and harder to pick her out from the pack of Caitlyn look-alikes.
Suddenly, lank brown hair, big sunglasses, tan legs and a regal stride has become the look du jour of every other actress and it is extremely disconcerting.
Forget Waldo; Where the hell is Caitlyn?
The Caitlynization™ has got to stop. We've mentioned it before but enough is enough.
No disrespect to Caitlyn here, since she can't be blamed for defining an aesthetic. But we need some variety, for fucksake. Pity the poor paparazzi who think they've captured a candid shot of Caitlyn Jenner only to find it's just Liz Hurley having a bad day.
Caitlyn, we love you, but may I suggest a new look for all the would-be Caitlyns out there?
How about going platinum??
Platinum hair is catching on among celebs and now is a great time to get in on this. Yes, pretty soon we'll have to make fun of this trend but look at it this way: At least you won't be mistaken for Caitlyn Jenner and there's got to be a certain comfort in that, right?