Best: Eva Longoria looked really pretty, yet sexy, at the Cannes Film Festival in a nude gown that showed just the right amount of skin.
Worst: Feather overload, Julianne Moore. Maybe this Chanel Couture gown looked better in person than it photographed, but too bad.
Best: She’s one of the hottest supermodels in the world, so it isn’t shocking that Alessandra Ambrosio looked hot in this slitty Atelier Versace gown.
Best: I get why Depp is marrying Amber Heard. She’s stunning and doesn’t try too hard like so many of the other idiot actresses out there. While those tired women are getting all dolled up in embellished and feathered crap, she walks the red carpet looking so elegant in a simply chic Vionnet ensemble.
Best: The beauty that is Christina Hendricks radiated at the Cannes premiere of Lost River in a gorgeously embellished Alberta Ferretti gown.
Best: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is a goddess and dressed the part at Cannes in Gucci.
Most Ridiculous: I just love Sharon Stone because she so crazy on the red carpet. I meant to say “she so crazy” by the way. It was not a typo. Anyway, she really outdid herself in this lace up Emilio Pucci mini, which she paired with shoes that totally didn’t match and sunglasses.
Best: Heidi Klum looked white hot in a slinky and sexy Versace gown at Cannes.
Most Ridiculous: I bet Marion Cotillard was like, I want to wear an accordion to the Cannes Film Festival, but I guess I will settle for this Dior dress.
Best: Michelle Rodriguez can look really elegant lady-like when she wants to. Here she is at the Cannes Film Festival amfAR Cinema Against AIDS gala in a stunning Elisabetta Franchi gown.
Best: Jessica Chastain is really one of the only respectable actresses in Hollywood and she dresses like a movie star. I loved her sweetheart strapless Givenchy Couture gown and the way she paired it with that gorgeous statement necklace.
Most Ridiculous: This Louis Vuitton dress looks like something Riley Keough’s late grand-daddy Elvis would pick out if he was still alive and totally senile.
Best: Bella Thorne looked super sexy in Amen at her Seventeen Magazine cover celebration.
Best: I like Kristen Stewart’s Chanel pantsuit at the Cannes Film Festival, but her over dyed red hair is so played out. Please celebs, stop with the colored hair dye.
Worst: Chloe Grace Moretz looked like she could fly with all the feathers on her Chanel Couture dress at Cannes.
Best: Surrounded by two of the biggest weirdos in Hollywood, Uma Thurman was anything but mellow in yellow Atelier Versace at the 20th Anniversary of Pulp Fiction at Cannes.
Best: She also looked lovely at the closing ceremony in this crafty Marchesa gown.
Most Ridiculous: Irina Shayk is a model who thinks she can wear anything, but clearly she can’t, as demonstrated by this bizarre Atelier Versace frock.
Best: Jennifer Lopez did her best J.Lo at the American Idol finale, showing off her sensational figure in Kaufmanfranco mini.
Best: I love how Lily Allen rocked this somewhat conservative Chanel Couture dress with sky high heels, long and dark claws and bright pink lipstick.
Best: Jane Fonda is 76. I will say it again. Jane Fonda is 76. She looks better in Atelier Versace than girls one quarter of her age. If she’s had work, I don’t care. She looks FAB.
Here is a close up if you don’t believe me.
Most Ridiculous: I love how Kim Kardashian really, truly believes she is some kind of royalty and not an insipid reality star who got famous because she had sex with Brandy’s brother on video. Here she is during one of the many pre-wedding celebrations in Balmain Couture, trying to look like regal or something.
Best: Miranda Lambert steamed up her look for the Billboard Music Awards, showing some boob in her Georges Hobeika mini dress.
Best: Nicki Minaj looked diva-lightful in Alexander McQueen at the Billboard Music Awards.
Worst: I hate this color on Carrie Underwood and I absolutely DESPISE her makeup.