Robin Thicke is a world-class jackass, so of course Weird Al Yankovic is going to spoof him.

Here is Word Crimes (perfect), Weird Al's take on Robin's infamous rape anthem.

"All the obvious ideas seem to be taken already," Al told NPR, "so nowadays when I do a parody I try to think of an angle that might be a little bit different or left-of-center that somebody else hasn't thought of already. And I don't think anybody, to this point, had done a 'Blurred Lines' parody about proper use of grammar."

You know you want it!