Will Her Majesty The Queen Of England Attend The Kimye Nuptials?

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Savvy deconstructionists will notice the clue in Kimye's illustrious wedding invitation. 'The Honour of Your Presence is Requested.'

Now, we know how honor is spelled in America, and so do Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Clearly, they are reaching out to Her Majesty The Queen of England, and why not?

A friend of an insider who spoke to a very close relative of a well connected pal reports that the secret directions to the wedding will include the words 'whilst, alas, amongst, betwixt, and salad cream'. The hope is that this wording will trick The Queen into celebrating the union of the two hefty commoners.

If Her Majesty does appear at the wedding, she will likely be seated next to Anna Wintour, a Brit whose captivation with Mr. West was recently divulged by Vogue's Grace Coddington: “There was a wedding story to be done..and Anna probably had them in mind, because she had been seeing a lot of Kanye," gushed Coddington in an interview with the Financial Times.

What's the deal with Wintour and Kanye, anyway? Remember when she was obsessed with tennis star Roger Federer? Does Kanye play tennis?

Never mind about tennis. The wedding is sure to be the event of the season, especially if Kim and Kanye can fill the other 99 seats with VIPs like Queen Elizabeth.

What we do know for certain is that there will be no filming allowed during the actual nuptials, because as Kim says, 'Privacy is our priority.'


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